Unicycle Shop: Unicycles
Unicycles were acquired here and there. No two are alike to begin with, but after they were powder coated the same beautiful shade of tomato, they looked like a matching set. Unicycles had numbers before they had names. After they arrived at Unicycle Shop, they were dismantled and painted. During this process, they were occasionally referred to as a name other than a number, but for the most part, they were known by numbers taped onto the parts. When the frames arrived back from the powder coaters, all the numbers were lost, so Zac had the job of figuring out what part went to what frame. Whether or not original unicycles maintained their integrity is a mystery. "Little Red" was the first to be named. Zac started calling that small beast by a nickname almost the minute he crossed her path. Little Red was red to begin with, anyhow. The rest of the names just happened and now the unicycles have acquired personalities a propos to their moniker.
Bloodstorm
Blizzard Beast
Blood Ocean
Bobby London
Cookie Monster

 

Cyclops

 

Dirty Rotten Red

 

Ensor

 

Helter Skelter

 

Jelly Roll

 

Little Red

 

Marvin

 

Pants Shitter

 

Snaaag

 

Spirit of '76

 

Tricky Dick

 

Unibomber

 

Unicide

 

Widow Maker